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A living record of what parenthood actually feels like.

Read it in any order. Some of it is funny, some of it is heavy, and some of it is just a Tuesday.

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Cold coffee in a mug beside a toddler's sippy cup on a kitchen counter.
Is This Normal?#010Sample

He survives primarily on berries and spite

He licked a piece of chicken, looked me in the eye, and put it back.

Please tell me this is happening in someone else's house.

Parent · Toddler · United KingdomAug 15, 2026
Mom Hotline#001Sample

I told my toddler the park was closed

I didn't have the energy to leave the house. It was 2 PM on a Tuesday.

Anyone else ever closed a perfectly open park?

Mom · Toddler · CanadaAug 4, 2026

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